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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Halo Magazine - Interesting But Pointless

Cheryl Cole, wife of England left back Ashley Cole and close friend of Sarah Harding out of Girls Aloud expressed an air of indifference when she saw John Terry's much talked about Mohawk haircut.

Mrs Cole did not liken the haircut in any way to that sported by Robert DeNiro in his portrayal of deranged cabby Travis Bickle in 'Taxi Driver', nor did she make the vaguest suggestion that John Terry had his hair cut in that way because he is quietly cracking up and losing the plot.

In fact, Mrs Cole appeared totally unconcerrned by any Terry related tonsorial developments and seemed more interested in reading a copy of 'Halo' Magazine.

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