Alarming news surfaced last night regarding Spoof writer Skoob1999 as those close to him expressed grave concerns for his wellness. (Wellness? More corporate BS)
The Spoof writer, never renowned for being particularly funny is said to be slowly disappearing as the pressures of spoofery mount up on his scrawny shoulders.
"I'm really concerned about Skoob," a fellow Spoofer confided. "He used to be one of the most long winded writers on the site, apart from when he was pissed. Now his articles are just getting shorter and shorter. If you ask me, it's only a matter of time before he completely disappears up his own arsehole."
More as we get it.