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Topics: Internet, satire

Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Help! I Can't Find My Way Up Or Down!

A UK based satirist today emerged from a mental institution after becoming totally disorientated whilst using a website where nothing is quite what it appears to be, where trees fall down and the pope doesn't hear them, and where nobody seems to know which way is up.

The satirist, who remains unnamed said that the site was irredeemably confusing and overpopulated by points warriors, hustlers, con merchants, time wasters, smart arses, fly by nights, charlatans, egomaniacs, football hooligans, chavs, and Conservatives, all of whom had nothing better to do than continually fuck one another over.

The satirist initially complained of buzzing noises in his head before going completely loopy.

When asked, he stated that there were one or two straight arrows in the pack but that a man would have to wade through a whole lot of excessive verbiage before he'd find them.

More when he gets better.

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