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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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GRRRRRRR!!!!!!

A tearful Cheryl Cole today confided in a close friend that she had once been confronted by a dog, and that the incident gives her recurring nightmares to this day.

Apparently, Mrs Cole was walking down the street in her native North East when the dog - described as a dachshund/labrador cross walked out right in front of the Girls Aloud chanteuse and just stood there. Confronting her.

In a doggy way.

A terrified Cheryl Cole stopped dead in her tracks before doing the first thing that entered her head. She started to sing. Mrs Cole has no recollection of the exact song that she sung, but apparently the dog whined and walked off.

Cheryl Cole is 5'3" and worth a £ or two.

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