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Topics: Sex, Gordon Brown,

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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I am the Pope & I approve of this Plan.

Mr.Brown today leaked details of a secret plan to be implemented should he win the election.

Sensing that the public has got wise to the idea of filling up the country with immigrants legal and otherwise, Mr.Brown's team have come up with a brilliant idea to make people vote for him.

The Next Nulabour administration will simply lower the age of consent to 12 and ban contraception by making the entire nation Catholic & thereby adopting the same laws as the Vatican State.

Mr.Brown will be able to appear Anti Islamic, Boost the indigenous population, keep up the demand for benefit claimants & make everyone Catholic.

This would make The Pope, The Europeans, Tony Blair & his new found mates in the IRA all happy at the same time.

Brown will be able to appear to all things to all men all at the same time which is nice.

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