A source close to Her Majesty today revealed that when privtely asked what she thought of the possibility of a "hung Parliament" Her Majesty was quoted as saying - "Bloody good thing, I think they should all be hung"
Her majesty went on to reveal how she thinks Cameron is a public school twerp with little or no knowledge of the real world, "he thinks that the British electorate have forgotten why they threw the Cons out after 18 years,they don't forget sleaze that fast," she said. "As for Brown, I have to meet him every Tuesday and what a bloody awful ordeal that is too! sitting there looking like the bulldog from the insurance add, looking like he's just woken up with one hell of a hang over and mumbling some jibberish and as for his suits. I wish he could find a better Oxfam shop!"
Finally her Majesty was quoted as saying "Thenk Gawd I aint gotta vote."