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Topics: Art, vikings

Monday, 1 March 2010

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A security camera captured this photo of one of the raiders

A roving band of the bearded Northern wanderers managed to slip through the NSMCS (North Sea Missile Command Shield)and sail unmolested up England's main river channel to molest the country's main modern art gallery yesterday.

Slipping under the noses of the gun bristling British naval fleet the wily Norsemen used cloth padded paddles to muffle their approach.

Just prior to sunrise (0500 GMT) the surly rogues disabled the special light path beam on the grounds of the Greenwich observatory enabling them to land the war shield clad ship at the Tate.

With blood curdling and esthetically harming screams the sturdy fiends from the land of snows fell upon the two security personnel and trundled both of the women back to the ship for passage home as booty.

Priceless and valueless works of art were ruthlessly thrust into oaken chests and clutched against hairy chests for the long voyage back to the land of gray clouds and grayer demeanors.

British Ministry officials are in talks with the Scandinavian government about a possible peaceful solution to the ongoing issues that these raids represent.

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