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Monday, 1 March 2010

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Bully Beef Brown Unveils new School Dinner Menu

Bully Beef Gordon unveiled the new school dinners menu for children who are constantly bullied in UK schools. The menu, consisting of ''Bully Beef'' and two veg was designed by Labourite food guru Gordon Ramsey on bequest of the PM.

Ramsey went on to say that Brown was an important role model for wannabe bullies, and he hinted that he took pointers from the PM on bullying his kitchen staff as seen on his hit TV show Hells Kitchen.

Ramsey hinted at the PM starring in his new show after he loses the next election, ''The Two Gordons'' where contestants would be bullied untill they broke down and cried, then they would then be consoled by a therapist who would give them a tin of the PM's ''Bully Beef''.

The PM's idea was not taken very well by the education secretary Ed's Balls who was himself a victim of bullies at school because of his height.

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