The Arizona Times Picayune has received numerous inquiries from residents of Area 52 concerning a construction project taking place there. Our ace investigative reporter was sent to the site.
We have now learned that a Retired-Gentleman-in-Arizona (RGIA) is building a multi-million dollar Museum for All Things Susan (M.F.A.T.S). Construction began on the project when the Bobbsey Twins finally arrived to bless the area. (Please see relevant Blogspot for an interminable description of The Ground Breaking Ceremony plus 8,186 pictures of cactus).
The museum is expected to display such items as Susan's beige frock, her quilt, a freeze-dried replica of Pebbles and tons of useless crap such as tribute videos, digital picture frames, wind chimes, paintings, and piles of hand-crafted items.
Admission to the museum is free for those wearing red scarves. However, there is a fee for those wishing to pray in The Red Shrine Room: $25 for Level 1 SusaFanatics who believe 'Susan is Jesus' and $50 for Level 2 SuperSusaFanatics whose mantra is 'Susan is God.'
Fans wearing purple scarves will be refused admission. It is unknown why members of Team Purple would want to visit the museum.
Tours sponsored by Paul Forrest and Dr. Robot are expected to be arranged shortly. Sign up now for this latest money making scheme.