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Saturday, 27 February 2010

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England Footballers not allowed in Olympics under present unfair system

The Queen of England today declared that Scotland is owned by England,speaking from Buckingham Palace she said " Scotland is part of the United Kid On and is owned by England we need your oil money"

While the mainstream media continue to confuse people with the British Multi National state conundrum (England have football team in World cup but can't play in the Olympics) people in both Scotland and England who know how to put an end to the confusion are not allowed to say anything on television or newspapers because this is what we call democracy.

Lets look at the actual facts Scotland,Wales and Northern Ireland are like two and a half colonies each with an appointed Secretary of State another name really for a governor of a province.

Campaigners for reform are trying to get Britain to change and become a British Commonwealth of Free States but there is no chance of this happening until we live in a democracy.

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