The McLuz was called to the home of Miss Boyle urgently this afternoon. Her expat volunteers, A-M and notbannedfan, as they diligently unravelled red scarves and watched catch ups of Coronation Street, became aware on the newly installed security monitor, of a strangely dressed figure approaching their shed.
The stranger entered their shed and was promptly knocked out by A-M wielding a heavy wooden bobbin. A-M quickly established the identity of the intruder as being a fan site fanatic stovieboy. The volunteers tied him up with lengths of red plastic found in a parcel with a note "Blessing you always Susan, we will save you.
Semi conscious and with tears streaming down his cheeks, stovieboy is reported to have weakly moaned. A-M kicked him in the nuts, softly saying "I'll soon give you wings to fly, you rascal". At this their friendly and innocent canary, songbird, burst into a lovely version of You'll See. Notbannedfan marvelled at the canary remarking that she never argues but she is always a winner.
Stovieboy was overcome as he gazed round the shed in wonder and noticed the fabulous display of newly dyed purple wool.
The McLuz and her heavy squad, RKA Barker and McQueen of Skye removed the prostrate vermin, stovieboy, mockingly asking him , now let's see how great thou art? The purple wool is for you to knit into superbly luxurious scarves in your prison cell RKA told stovie.