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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Lord Mandelson the most senior Illuminati member in politics in the UK is to go to a secret Illuminati meeting where it will be decided who is going to win the next General Election.

Now you may think that the UK is a Democracy surely the people will decide who wins the election well you would be dead wrong. There is no democracy in the UK as mainstream media is controlled by the Illuminati just as it is in The USA.

They only promote two political parties 99% of the time in all news broadcasts.

If a coin only has two sides there are only two choices but the Illuminati controls which one of the two will get in by manipulating the minds of the people or rigging the vote but be sure of one thing whoever they want to get in power they will do it.

Mandelson will have to report Browns incompetence to the illuminati and they will decide if they want to get rid of him.

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