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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Some of McQueen's creations were rubbish

London - (RIP Mess): Swathed in a navy blue dyed Alsatian fur wrap supermodel Kate Moss was the first to arrive at Alexander McQueen's funeral in Knightsbridge today.

The 40 year-old dress designer was found hanging in his wardrobe two weeks ago next to some rather iffy sartorial creations including a pigskin hacking jacket and matching tutu.

All of the fashion world's 'usual suspects' turned up for the sendoff this afternoon including Naomi Campbell, Stella McCartney and the regular Z-Lister catwalk hangers-on.

Last week at the Brit Awards triple gong winner Lady Gaga very nearly frightened the whorses by appearing in a McQueen creation dubbed The Scarecrow.

Audience members were puzzled at her tribute to the couturier with some blaming Gaga's choice of outfit for events leading up to McQueen's death.

Anna Wintour is 69.

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