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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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All money belongs to me I even own the money you have as my face is on it

Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke.

The Queen of England and many colonies around the world including that desolate piece of shitty land the Falkland Islands which is just off the coast of Argentina is reported to have replied NO.

The Queen is reported to have a fortune of trillions of pounds but like all members of the Illuminati the elite who rule the World she could peal an orange in her pocket.

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