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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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I was bullied so much my eyebrows turned white I have to use grecian 2000 every morning

Alastair Dullthing has spoken out against Bully Brown as apparently he went totally berserk when Dullthing told him how bad the finances were and that the UK was as Bust as America who owe thirteen trillion dollars.

Dullthing said "The forces of hell were unleashed, he was like Mr Angry, he threw a mobile phone, a telephone directory, a desk lamp,a diary and a cuddly toy." Didn't he do well?!

Brown has since commented by saying "I didn't do it" but the evidence is building up that a number of people have suffered because of nutter Brown's loss of control.

There has even been a report that he also threw a punch not that kind of punch one of these things you use to punch holes in paper.

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