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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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PM Gordon is apparently still in a bad mood as he had a screaming contest with a waiter at London's Per Se II and then flattened a reporter who got a photograph of him, shouting in the waiter's face.

"Oh, he claims he didn't see me but he's just using that bad eyesight problem to his advantage", the reporter told our own reporter just coming in.

"Is Per Se II in London as good as the original in New York?"

"Better. You get a lot of free entertainment when the PM is around. But my newspaper will send someone else after this. Mr. Brown will have remembered my face."

Apparently, no one knows exactly what's wrong with Brown. Maybe it's the pressure and the attacks from conservatives but he's always had that. So does every politician.

"Look, look! Now he's into it with the trash collector", my friend had watched Mr. Brown as he had headed up the street to meet his driver coming around. "Now he's kicking the shit out of that wheelie bin. Wonder what IT did to deserve that?"

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