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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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The Queen was in a much less delightful mood when the decision was made.

In the light of the recent media whirlpool regarding the various views on how undiluted the Sex Education syllabus should be taught, the Queen has decided that "Enough is enough!", and that she had always thought that it was a bad idea, and was improper for innocent youth.

She said that as soon as it began to be tought, she knew it would encourage teenage pregnancies, a view she says has been supported by recent figures.

We spoke to her spokesperson, Belinda Spokes: "She has been against the idea of Sex education being taught in schools for a very long time, and only recently realised that she had the power to stop it, so she did."

She also said that it may have been due to the anger caused by her and Prince Philip's recent divorce, which is yet to hit the world's headlines.

Because of a gagging order.

Oh, bugger.

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