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Monday, 22 February 2010

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Which Gordon is the worse

The Ghastly Gordon's alias Gordon Brown and Gordon Ramsay have been entered in the most abusive bullying bastards of the world competition.

Uri Geller who worked with Gordon Ramsay on a television special where Uri helped prepare a meal and serve it in a Restaurant accused Ramsay of being a Nutter. He said "While I was putting out the cutlery Ramsay lost the plot and called me a feckin idiot because I bent all the spoons and ferkin knifes"

Gordon Brown has been accused of bullying and swearing at practically ever member of the cabinet usually after summoning them to number ten where he has been reported as throwing mobile phones,telephone directories and empty bottles while running around in his underpants.

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