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Sunday, 21 February 2010

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Evidence is mounting that Gordon Brown intimidates staff and some have even ended up with a black eye or a cut lip. When questioned on the allegations that he hit some of his staff Brown said "I Didn't Do It".

He has been known to through newspapers around and punch his seat at number 10 as he strolls around in his underpants which he changes only every 6 months.

Another Labour Loony known to be a bit of a fighter is John Prescott who punched a protester at an election meeting in Wales although Prescott later said "I didn't Do It"

Browns staff hate being summoned as they might have to do ten rounds at number ten.

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