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Friday, 19 February 2010

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Redgrave in her youth was considered a beauty

London - (Thespian Mess): The Pope's grandson will present a lifetime achievement gong to KGB hooker Vanessa Redgrave this Sunday at the Royal Opera House.

William, son of UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown and EU gravy train madame Baroness Ashton, was implanted into Kensington Palace aged four when little William Wales was shot dead by his Pa Charles during a hellish, drunken cocaine-fuelled weekend back in 1986.

Redgrave, 73, has made a career for herself by selling national secrets to Poyngyang, Tehran, The Vatican and all the other tinpot around the world.

Her other talents include snide tittle-tattle, insider trading and self publicity on a scale to make Princess Diana blush.

Gerry Adams once shagged her in the back of a fishmonger's van in Hoxton.

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