UK Government representative David Miliband has described the use of fake immigrants as outrageous today.
The foreign secretary vowed to "get to the bottom" of the case in Dubai, where several fake immigrants were filmed by gold plated CCTV cameras following a man in a luxury Dubai hotel.
"We only import good quality immigrants" he ranted,"the people of Great Britain will not put up with shoddy second-class immigrants!"
"Besides which, our immigrants tend not to have passports" he added " as they mainly arrive on the backs of lorries coming over from Calais, so the very fact that they actually had passports should have alerted the Dubai authorities that something was amiss!"
In a second press conference, Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who famously cant read or write, commented that the fake immigrants pictured on News websites are clearly aliens as they have shiny auras and swirly colours round their heads.
When it was pointed out to the countrys leader that these were passport watermarks, Mr Brown asked "What have passports got to do with UK immigrants?"