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Topics: Disabled, Family Guy

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular.

Following his failed attempts at making himself more likable by pretending to be able to identify popular snacks and run the country, he resorted to pushing himself as "one of us" by publicly flaunting his misfortunes. " I'm just like you lot" spouted Gordon, "I have kids with disabilities, I chain smoke, drink beer and I'm crap with money!"

Gordon later apologised to Sarah Palin for his thoughtless comment, "I'm down with the kids" stating that he had no idea what the comment meant as a Manatee had written it for him due to the fact that he can't read or write. Or see very well. Or do politics.

Mr Brown is expected to be drawing disability benefits from his new sink estate home sometime after May 6th.

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