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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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I would not shop at Fresco's if Brown was there

Supermarket chain Frescos have banned Gordon Brown from all of their shops because Brown is bad for business according to Fresco's Chairman Fred Fresco.

Sir Fred spoke to us in London yesterday and explained that after seeing Brown cry on the Peers Morgan show he is totally convinced that it would put people off shopping if they saw the ugly bastard in their shop at the same time as they were doing their shopping. Browns performance was the last straw incidentally Jack Straw is banned as well just for being a man of straw if he only had a brain.

Fresco's have in recent weeks banned people from their stores for wearing Pyjamas,the naked rambler,a man carrying a child on his shoulders and a guy carrying a tin of tartan paint.

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