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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

image for Fed up with bald jokes Prince William said to be considering shaving Royal pate

LONDON-ISTAN: Uneasy lies the balding head on which will rest the crown [of jewels stolen from India]- someday.

Pictures released on Thursday by a well-known royal rag show the 27-year old prematurely balding-blond Prince William with a thick head of dark hair.

Royal groupies gasped with shock: "Makes him look like a Spanish gigolo", said 80 year old Heather Whitecliff - a staunch supporter of the BNP Party and winner of the garish Barbara Cartland look-alike contest.

The court of loyal royal sycophants released a terse statement indicating that this new look was merely the result of "some sophisticated lighting and modern day technology"

Popular Rasta musician and hair-weave specialist Rufus Dre'ddlockke confessed that he had been asked to "weave some innocuous t'reads of hair, mon, right tru de royal pate - if you know wat I'm tryin' to say".

The royal-in-waiting, William, is known to be a great lover of rap and street poetry much to the chagrin of his other suffocatingly repressed, mealy-mouthed, dessicated family members.

For his part, Harry muttered something cheeky about "payback for that ginger remark".

Despite its fast growing debt, faltering economy, major social ills and corrupt politicians - problems that require some immediate attention - the self-absorbed, utterly out-of-touch with reality Brit media is pushing this story as a major "late breaking news" item.

Lining up for their paltry pension check, so they could suck back [their dinner of] a few pints later, toothless locals Wilfrid and Hester Frothyfoamhead told this reporter: "'E's such a luvly lad - pity about that 'orrible Simpson woman - oos chasin' after 'im"

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