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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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Give 'em a good slap coppa!

Ray Gobling got a good spanking today according to the Poof Gazete for admitting smothering his lover.

"I have no regrets" said Gobling. "I used a duck down pillow and he was going to die in any event."

Inspector Ben Dover from the Wankershire Constabulary told the Poof Gazete today: "We have government guidelines to follow. It would have been a waste of time and money prostrating Gobling. We thought it appropriate in the circumstances to give Gobling a good spanking as a deterrent to anyone else thinking of smothering his/her lover."

Inspector Ben Dover further stated: "We had no problems getting a volunteer for the spanking. We chose PC Dick Queer because of his large truncheon to give Gobling a good spanking. Hopefully that's the end of the matter."

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