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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Nick Griffin leader of the BNP has announced a change in policy after hearing a recent news broadcast about Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

Griffin now agrees that the only immigrants that should be allowed into the country should be pretty which is in total agreement with Berlusconi.

Yesterday Berlusconi had talks with Albanian PM Sali Berisha and made it clear that they were changing their immigration policy. When Berlusconi got back to Rome he said "We will only accept pretty girls from Albania"

Looks like Griffin has eventually made a policy change that could be a real vote winner.

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