London - (Conspiracy Theory): Disgraced top cop Ali Dizaei and UK justice fugitive Prince Jefri Archer ran 95% of KGB/Mossad/CIA/MI6 double agents in London according to a spooks' report.
Their 20 year crime rampage empowered up-and-coming Cold War thugs like Tony Blair and Gorgon Brown reach the dizzy heights of democratic power.
The report says Dizaei was responsible for cover-ups of 99% of serious and disorganised crime cartel activity linked to Margaret Thatcher's reign of terror.
Dizaei had been recruited by Labour Party bankrupt Robert Maxwell to shield fetid serial coup plotter Mark Thatcher from espionage charges.
"He was confident of making Met Commissioner by New Labour's fourth term of orifice," an Independent Police Complaints Commission source commented.
"We always knew he was a tosser but strung him along to get a hook on that badass Prince Jefri."
The Brunei mobster embezzled $25 billion from his country's oil revenues fund and ran amok buying up stolen landmark properties in the $50-$100 million bracket.
He's remained in hiding for the klast 18 months after an arrest warrant was issued in London for his immediate detention.