LONDON - Vanessa Perroncel, one of the world's most famous lingerie models has agreed to fill in as Sky News Host while Kay Burley takes one weeks vacation.
The 49-year-old Burley plans to take care of some personal matters involving some horses which she recently purchased in her hometown of Wigan, Lancaster.
Burley recently received a lot of criticism for her interview with rhythm and blues pop singer Peter Andre. It seems that Burley questioned Andre on the choice of songs for his next album, which she said were not very good choices.
The former husband of Katie Price did not take kindly to being questioned on his musical decisions and his eyes got somewhat watery. Peter blamed it on allergies.
When Burley asked him what kind of allergies he had, he responded by telling her that it was really none of her effen business and for her to continue with the interview or he would get up and walk out.
Burley said that he would answer her questions like everyone whom she interviews does.
Andre became quite upset and said that he had some questions of his own. He asked why she had insulted Queen Elizabeth II on her choice of Buckingham Palace kitchen curtains when she had appeared on her show last summer.
Burley's face turned pink. Andre then asked her why she was always making fun of Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue's height. He said that a lot of Cole's and Minogue's fans did not appreciate her calling them midgets, dwarfs, and munchkins.
Burley was speechless. Her face grew pinker. Peter then asked her about the rumor that she had been seen necking in Windsor Castle with a certain well-known actor from France who is clearly a good six inches shorter than her.
Kay told Andre that the interview was over. "Great" Andre replied as he got up to leave. Two days later, Burley put in for a weeks vacation and the station contacted Vanessa Perroncel about filling in.
The attractive French woman accepted the offer under the condition that she was not going to answer any questions at all about her alleged involvement with a certain English football star, a Spanish bullfighter, or a Swiss chocolate maker.
Sky News agreed to honor her request.
In other news. Reports that Big Ben was running a full three minutes slow have turned out to be nothing but a false rumor. It is believed that the rumor was started by a disgruntled Scotsman residing in London.