London - (Waterboarding Mess): The Court of Appeal has sided unanimously with Guantanamo torture victim Binyam Mohammed after spooks admitted his only crime was calling Tony Blair a raving wanker.
The adjudication by the Lord Chief Justice and two other senior judges rejected UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband's claims that Binyam posed a danger by having such radical views.
Earlier today Lord Neuberger of Abbotsbury, Master of the Rolls-Royce, said he happened to agree 100% with Mr Mohammed and put his name forward for a Birthday Honors gong.
Mohammed is now free to sue the shit out of anyone connected with his illegal arrest, torture and character defamation.
He has vowed to publish a picture showing Cherie Blair's anal warts which were being passed round secretly in Guantanamo Bay's Camp X-Ray by way of entertainment for 9/11 captives.
Gorgon Brown is paralytic.