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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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Appeal Court judges agreed unanimously: Blair is a tosser

London - (Waterboarding Mess): The Court of Appeal has sided unanimously with Guantanamo torture victim Binyam Mohammed after spooks admitted his only crime was calling Tony Blair a raving wanker.

The adjudication by the Lord Chief Justice and two other senior judges rejected UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband's claims that Binyam posed a danger by having such radical views.

Earlier today Lord Neuberger of Abbotsbury, Master of the Rolls-Royce, said he happened to agree 100% with Mr Mohammed and put his name forward for a Birthday Honors gong.

Mohammed is now free to sue the shit out of anyone connected with his illegal arrest, torture and character defamation.

He has vowed to publish a picture showing Cherie Blair's anal warts which were being passed round secretly in Guantanamo Bay's Camp X-Ray by way of entertainment for 9/11 captives.

Gorgon Brown is paralytic.

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