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Monday, 8 February 2010

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The Primate Minister

Primate Minister Gordon Baboon eats ten bananas a day after giving up chocolate when Cadburys were taken over by Kraft.

We managed to interview him late last night just after he had eaten number ten that's banana number ten not the place.

"I plan to eat ten bananas a day as I plan to stay here in number ten after the next election" he said.

In Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond reckons that the Primate Minister has gone totally bananas although Mr Salmond is now eating only salmon.

Both have now been invited to appear in the next series of Freaky Eaters.

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