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Thursday, 4 February 2010

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Blair's speeches look better like this and are much more useful.

Speeches and books by Tony Blair have to be turned into toilet roll and then it would at least serve some purpose.

Japanese Scientists have invented a machine that turns A4 paper into toilet paper. The machine is six feet tall and weighs in at 94 stone. It works using an automatic system that turns 40 sheets of A4 into one roll of toilet paper in 30 minutes.

Anyone who has any writings by Tony Blair they want to turn into toilet paper should ad their name to a list of several thousand people which is being dealt with by the machines manufacturers the White Goat Company.

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