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Thursday, 4 February 2010

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If you are religious and you vote Labour we will just forget about the attempted murder and let you out tomorrow

Blair causes more controversy but this time its not Tony its the wife Cherie Blair. While sitting as a judge at a London Crown Court she has being giving reduced sentences to violent criminals if they are religious so don't say you are an atheist or you will get a maximum sentence.

There are also reports that she is reducing sentences for some violent criminals who are prepared to vote Labour so that they are out of prison on time to vote in the next General Election.

Some people are so incensed with what is going on they are calling this the Blair Witch Project.

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