Written by SPECTRUM
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Topics: Zombies, Haiti

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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I don't Know about politics I just vote Labour but now I am returning to Haiti

Zombies from the UK are returning to Haiti which is a major problem for Gordon Brown as that is where Labour get their votes. Zombies the mindless creatures which are referred to as the walking dead always vote Labour.

The Labour Party already looked like suffering a major defeat but without the Zombie vote they are going to be totally wiped out.

Brown is now having to work out a new plan to Klingon to power one suggestion is they should do what they did on the last by election in Glasgow. They escorted old people from Nursing homes some lying on stretchers and took them to the polling station as long as they voted Labour.

They will now have to do this on a grand scale at the next General Election transporting the old and the dying to the polling stations.

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