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Topics: Sex, Sex Education

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Naughty girl

Local teacher, Mrs. Sensual, is in trouble with the authorities again - and this time it has nothing to do with shoving potatoes up her bum.

Mrs. Sensual is instead the subject of disciplinary action regarding her 'overly visual' sex education classes at the local school.

Her 'hands on' approach was welcomed by the local boys, especially Timmy 'O Toole - the hairiest 14-year-old in the school.

"Words and pictures can only go so far", Mrs. Sensual purred, "But in reality, people do not make love to words and pictures...well, unless they're weirdos"

The teacher shows the boys how to unclasp a bra strap with one hand, the girls how to tie a knot from a cherry with their tongue as well as other practical tasks such as backseat etiquette and the addresses of the best cheap hotels in town.

Of all the classes in the school, Mrs. Sensual's are the only ones in which the pupils demand more homework.

But the school board are unhappy and have decided that she should be punished.

"Oh, I'm a very naughty girl", she said, "I do hope they spank me for being a very naughty girl"

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