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Topics: Police, Alcohol

Monday, 1 February 2010

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Suspected terrorist Blame it on Buckfast

Police in Scotland are blaming all crime on Buckfast. Buckfast tonic wine is made by the monks of Buckfast Abbey but they dispute that their wine is the cause off all crime in Scotland.

Sergeant Roger MacPherson of Strathclyde Police said that when he reads crime reports now they all mention Buckfast for example,Man caught breaking into house has bottle of Buckfast in pocket, Woman smashes neighbours window has bottle of Buckfast,Man drunk at wheel of car has bottle of Buckfast.

At the annual police Christmas party when they were singing karaoke police officers were singing the Jackson five hit Blame it on the Boogie but they sang "Don't blame it on Sunshine,Don't blame it on Moonlight,blame it on the Buckfast"

Some people are calling for Buckfast to be banned but then what would we blame all crime on.

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