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Monday, 1 February 2010

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With suggestions that secret plans are afoot to bring back fox hunting if the Tories get back into power it is imperative that we don't allow Cameron to win his race to the top seat at number 10.

Some political activists within Cameron's constituency are fuming at the suggestion of the reintroduction of fox hunting and have made some suggestions themselves.

One said, "I for one would love to see a Tory Hunt instead of a Fox Hunt!"

The thought of seeing Cameron running throughout the fields of West Oxfordshire with a pack of hounds chasing after him is something that a lot of people would like to see; however on a serious note, it would also allow him to experience first hand how barbaric the sport really is.

Witney has a lot to offer with its cafés, cinema] and new shopping complex, locals are asking "why let David ruin the tranquility"?

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