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Topics: Money, Tall, ATM

Monday, 1 February 2010

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Basketball players have complained about a cash machine in the HSBC in Whitchurch, Hants which is only 18 inches off the ground. After a local basketball match some players average height 6 feet 8 inches who were out on the town decided to go to the nearest ATM and could not believe it when normal sized people had to go down on their knees to get their money out.

Local little person actor Brian Wheeler thinks its great as the height of the machine is just perfect for him.

Footballer Peter Crouch has said that the machine would be no good for him as he would have to crouch down to withdraw money.

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