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Saturday, 30 January 2010

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"Oh...And Half A Kilo Of Viagra Please."

Male shoppers in a Huddersfield supermarket were given an unexpected treat yesterday morning when local Miss Whiplash, real name Marjory Coriander led a gang of dominatrixes dressed in full on kinky mode in a protest shop over supermarket dress codes.

The well known supermarket's activities ground to a halt, as thirty or more nubile young women, dressed in thigh boots with stiletto heels, stockings, supenders, basques, elbow length leather gloves, chokers, and cowboy hats rolled their trolleys down the aisles, cracked their whips and leered at regular shoppers.

Some even taking part in an erotic dance routine in the pet food aisle.

Despite being asked repeatedly to leave the store by nervous security staff, the women stuck to their guns and successfully completed their protest.

"People should have the freedom to dress how they like when they go shopping," Miss Coriander told us. "These supermarkets are getting a bit above their station by banning single mums from shopping in their jim-jams, so as a mark of protest the girls and I have come shopping in our work gear. This is our uniform. These supermarkets wouldn't ask a policeman or a bloke in a boiler suit to leave the store, so why pick on us, or women in PJ's and carpet slippers. Personally, I think their time would be better spent picking on snobby bastards who drive 4x4's and shoplift luxury cheeses."

During the protest, one elderly male shopper had a stroke. Several others couldn't reach.

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