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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Katie's taking over the world

It has been announced that the host's for this year's Brit awards have been ditched in favour of Katie Price and Alex Reid. This shock announcement came just hours after the other shock news that the "News at 10" wants Katie Price to be their new presenter!

Katie will also be appearing on Coronation Street and Emerdale. All other cast members will be ditched and Katie and Alex will be replacing them all. There will also be a new series of Katie and Peter, only...you guessed it...Peter's been dumped too. Its the Katie and Alex show, now.

A TV insider said. "If you're name's not Katie, your not getting on the telly. If you're already on the telly...then your days are numbered".

Ant and Dec have consulted their lawyers because they expect a hostile take-over of their Saturday night Take-away show to happen very soon. Simon Cowell on the other hand, is said to be quite happy because he needs a new judge on his judging panel for the X-factor and he thinks Katie would be great.

He also has plans to make Jordan sing. He's decided to change the rules of the X-factor so Katie can be a contestant and a judge all at the same time. It will be a very interesting season for ITV...unless Katie decides she wants to go to Channel 4. If that happens ITV will collapse completely and have to be sold...probably to Katie Price.

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