Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Driving, traffic

Thursday, 28 January 2010

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Numb bum? I'd like to help

A driver has been fined for scratching his arse whilst in a long line of traffic. Stig O'Grady of Wellingborough was at the wheel of his Ford Cockring when traffic built up near the ring road.

O'Grady sat for over an hour without moving. It was then that the affliction known as numb bum struck. O'Grady tried to fight the urge, but after twenty minutes he gave in and gave his arse a good scratch.

Sadly for O'Grady the car behind contained two plain clothes Police Officers from the special Bum Ticklers Snatch Squad. Within minutes O'Grady was spreadeagled over the bonnet of his car and was being searched enthusiastically by PC Vashist and PC Nartsi.

O'Grady was later fined two hundred pounds for scratching his arse and a further fifty pounds for having smelly fingers.

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