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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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The astrology of a humunguous elephant trap.....

London - (Karmic Press): Formidable zodiac alignments this Friday all point to IRA top gun Tony Blair getting shafted.

According to famous astrologer Dame Astra Rottweiler the swaggering, bombastic Opus Dei hitman has been corralled onto the Chilcot Inquiry podium under devilishly treacherous planetary conditions.

"Special Branch will be there with handcuffs, shackles and stun guns," the star gazer commented today.

"I see him busted on live TV, dragged kicking and screaming and threatening to nuke Marks & Spencers!"

The zodiac's premier mistress of prognostication today described the starry conditions for Friday's bravura performance at the QEII Conference Centre.

These show fiery, pugnacious, retrograde Mars joining the moon in a disastrous transit of Leo - the sign of majesty and of the king of the cosmic jungle.

"Mars and the Moon oppose the Sun in Aquarius, clashing furiously on centre stage just ahead of Saturday's devastating Leo full Moon," Dame Astra wrote on her blogsite this morning.

"This script was writ large in ther stars at the dawn of mankind."

Cherie Blair is likely to get 30 years behind bars according to the seer who stands to win a fortune if her prediction bears fruit.

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