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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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Ansari's allegedly had nearly ninety grand of taxpayers'money for being as right [pain in the neck

London - (Giro Mess): Mayor of New Labour flagaship borough Peoples' Democratic Republic of Camden Omar Faruque Ansari was frogmarched from the Town Hall yesterday by police investigating disability benefits fraud.

The 55 year old was arrested and grilled about 'being a right pain in the neck' following an alleged 15 years of claiming £474 a month in disability benefit for a cranial discomfiture.

Mr Ansari, who is diabolic and has had a freakout about the proposed North Circular by-pass said today: "Someone is trying to smear me."

The Lib-Dem former Councillor for Torriano-General Belgrano Ward of the Royal Freak Hospital last had a mental health smear test in 2005.

It proved to be negative.

Mr Ansari said his injuries - mostly to already hurt feelings - were sustained in a covert operation about freedom fries in the apocalyptic post-9/11 days.

He was bailed by Holborn police to return at a date in March.

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