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Monday, 25 January 2010

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The Private Secretary to the Queen has confirmed reports that the Queen Elizabeth has agreed to go nude for the 2011 Royal Family calendar.

The Queen's secretary also said that the shoot will be tastefully done, although no specifics were revealed, but it has been suggested to the Queen that she should pose with Prince Andrew, a suggestive Golfing Umbrella and a cup of Gravy.

Other suggestions is that Prince William will pose next to an enormous chopper, as well as a Helicopter and Prince Harry should invite "Uncle" James Hewitt into his photo whilst performing an iconic scene from the 60's televisual hit, The Prisoner.

Camilla Parker Bowles will hilariously be photographed in a bath full of beans and Prince Phillip will be examining a turban for shoddy workmanship in his.

The Queen's photographer, former funhouse presenter, Pat Sharp will be on hand to give advice to the Queen. Mr Sharp has promised the Queen that she can stroke his mullet, if she performs well in front of the camera.

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