Al Quaeda has trained non-Arabic female terrorists to carry out attacks in the west. The news has been released by MI5 leaders in a bid to maintain vigilance.
The women are thought to be 'clean skins'. Women notoriously take several hours to get ready before going out, and these women are no different. It is thought that they will dress in expensive burkkas and have matching explosive accessories.
Sir John Eton-Oriel, of MI5, said "This really is a poor show. Women ought to be at home waiting for their husbands to come home. Unless he is a suicide bomber of course."
The women are thought to have escaped from an attack on a Yemeni training camp where they were doing the ironing. Scotland Yard has urged people not to challenge any suspects as they may get the wrong person, possibly a Brazillian, and "we know how embarrassing that can be".