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Saturday, 23 January 2010

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Gary Neville

Gary Neville 35, is to receive the Nobel Peace prize, for services to sport and peaceful protest. Others who have received such award, Ghandi, Obama even Al Gore.

Neville's performance at the Eastlands Stadium earlier in January, gave Peace Prize judges the perfect answer for the 2010 award. Gary, who was speaking to on lookers whilst instructing assistant referee's how to work, was spotted supporting former team mate Carlos Tevez, with a hand gesture in celebration of his goal.

One on looker said, "Gary screamed, Carlos 'bogs' at half time for some deep lovin'" The hand gesture seen across the world alerted prize givers to Gary's rare quality.

Carlos Tevez, went on to say "Gary has always been a good chum, he asked for **** in the toilets after the game"

Unfortunately both Sir Alex Ferguson and Gary Neville were unavalible for comment.

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