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Saturday, 23 January 2010

The Bishop of Spalding has opened a new Scat Park based in the Scottish town of Arbroath on Friday morning. It is based on Ecclesiastical Way, close to the town centre.

The manager of the new facility, Herman Dribble said that he hoped that the new park and the town itself would become renouned worldwide in people defecating on each other.

Mr Dribble believed that this park will allow people to pass fluids on each other in a safe manner. Customers can hire special uniforms that scatologists apparently enjoy, and it is believed that it heightens sexual pleasure and appetite.

The park also has 15 sex dungeons, where services listed in the catalogue include whips, licking, woggle exposure, moustache preparation, tickling, spurting, Jimmy Saville impersonating and other related activities.

The main play area has a viewing balcony, whereby spectators can gain entrance, and they can rate each scatologist in technique, texture and style.

The centre is also family centric, and it has an on-site crèche.

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