Potsdam - (Rotters): The ossified remains of a British royal family 'queen' have been found in the Heinrich Himmler Halleluia Tabernacle in Adolfville.
The skeletal mummy is believed to be the Queen Mother's anorexic twin Oswald whose gay antics shocked civilised society in the 1930s.
Radio Carbon Dating has established that Ozzie, as he was known, joined the Mein Kampf Lonely Hearts Club after hearing Lord Haw Haw's broadcasts on the RCD station's emissions...er, transmissions.
The discovery of the tomb 'fit for a queen' - (fit? think Seizures Palace) - in the German mausoleum has confirmed hysterians' archive searches connecting tragic DNA links to the marsupial branch of the royal Hapsburg lineage.
"Yeah, he died shagging a wallaby," Prof Von Gruppenholster commented today.
The Bowes-Lyons family will now campaign to have Oswald exhumed properly and moved for burial in the faily crypt in Transylvania.