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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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No fortune cookie: McKinnon says UFOs tried to warn about Haiti

London - (X-Files): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has evidence that Chinese military espionage is responsible for deleting footage of UFOs amassing above Port-Au-Prince shortly before last week's apocalyptic earthquake.

Attorneys close to McKinnon's extradition fight have claimed the hacker plans to show the evidence before a scheduled European Court of Human Frights hearing next week.

The daftass North Londoner has played a blinder claiming a medical condition justifies the stopping of his enforced repatriation to the USA to face serious computer vandalism charges.

But US military shrinks say he's pulling a fast one and deny the Haiti UFO footage ever existed.

Last year McKinnon claimed to have seen classified Pentagon footage of a UFO mothership in China 'trying to warn' about the impending Sichuan 2008 tremor.

The extradition argument continues.

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