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Monday, 18 January 2010

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I have a better cunning plan

Baldrick Brown has an I.Q. so low he was beaten by a chimpanzee in a game of draughts so if he comes up with a cunning plan be careful of taking it seriously.

Baldrick though thinks he has come up with the most cunning of all cunning plans he has advised some guy who stays in number ten Downing street that his plan can keep him in power.

The plan involves opening the UK borders to anybody who wants in giving them £1000 and a rent free house to stay in as long as they vote Labour.

His boss Captain Blackadder asked "but surely the working people who already vote Labour would rebel if these people are let in to the country and given these handouts."

Thats the beauty of the plan most of them are that stupid they will still vote Labour any way and with hundreds of thousands of Guaranteed Labour votes from the Immigrants this is the only way Labour can win the next election.

This must be the most stupid plan since hundreds of millions of pounds were spent holding a Global Warming conference surrounded by twelve feet of snow.

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