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Monday, 18 January 2010

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Coakley's Mansion Where It's Been Reported Whitey Bulger Is Hiding Out in the Basement!

As if she hasn't enough problems with her campaign to 'win' the Senate seat 'bequeathed' to her by the DNC and the extended Kennedy family, Coakley is now facing charges that she has been harboring Boston Fugitive/Hitman/ FBI Informant Whitey Bulger in her finished basement!

Bulger, the subject of Follywood blockbuster movie "The Departed', with Jack Nicholson in the title role, dropped out of sight thanks to some political help, after it was learned he got to members of the Boston FBI, supposedly turning informant, while going about his business of disappearing his girlfriends, rival gang members, and living the high life.

Since the scandal, at least two FBI agents are doing serious jail time, but Boston Crime Observers say Whitey is being protected by Federal and State Prosecutors to avoid additional embarrassment.

Coakley, who has never prosecuted a state political corruption case, even though the FEDS have been busy at the overwhelming task, was said according to the report, guaranteed the Kennedy Senate seat if she would "just take care of this little problem, and do 'us all a favor."

Building permit reports obtained under the freedom of information act indicate that Coakley did indeed apply for and receive a building permit to undergo a $475,000 basement renovation 2 years ago.

According to contractors that worked on the project, the basement was turned into a state of the art Crime Control Center, with untraceable Satellite phone systems, computer control rooms, a walk in safe, a full gourmet kitchen, a bar and entertainment center seating 38 and master bedroom and en suite bath with sauna, hot tub and even a pistol range.

Since the advent of computer banking, it is said that Whitey never leaves the basement, but instead hosts late night strategy sessions with the remnants of his "Irish Mob', is involved with high stakes Texas Hold 'Em poker tournaments attended by many of the powerful democrats in the state as well as the city of Boston.

According to an informant for the out numbered GOP, President Obama even stopped by Coakley's house Sunday while he was in town, to share an Irish Coffee with the Mobster, and assure him that even if Coakley lost Tuesday's election, he would still be protected. Obama allegedly told Whitey everything was in place for a doomsday scenario, but that he hadn't yet briefed Joe Biden on his 'new room mate.'

Bulger, according to a witness, went bull shit, saying he'd rather spend a life time in hell with Nancy Pelosi than 'with that nitwit!" Obama was said to lose his temper and threaten to move him in with Barney Frank...and that seemed to settle the issue....at least till the results of Tuesday's election.

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